"In honor of the Onigiri Comic I, the great Kaguya, have busted my butt to make this Magatama for you! It makes sushi taste even better and it lets you run a bit faster! So now you can sleep that much longer in the morning, yay! I am just entirely too awesome, aren't I? Oh, but this'll only last 30 days aaaand.... I forgot to leave slots in it."