The People's Republic of Boulder is an enclave run by mad Communo-fascists. Their agenda is: * make it impossible to shop anywhere in Boulder by driving stores away, such as Walmart, that might sell reasonably priced stuff and enrich themselves * make it impossible to work in Boulder by driving away companies that might provide jobs and so enrich themselves * make it impossible for people to build bigger houses than the rulers would like * make it impossible for people to get around in cars * Boulder is the worst city in Colorado. (The best city is Aspen, because Aspen is awesome)