Part XXIII of the Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC List, comprising entries 1547-1620. Cross-posted from the Board on September 2, 2012. 1547. Under no circumstances are Sweeney Todd and Blunt the butcher to meet. 1548. I will not arrange a meeting between Voldemort and Darth Sidious to "see what happens." 1549. Those veiled threats I leave for Sues and Stus? They are NOT to be used on Bella Swan. - Or Eragon Shadeslayer. - Or any other urple canon. 1550. Cronal and the Joker must never be allowed to meet. 1551. Robespierre and Bane must never be allowed to meet. - Or the town. - Or the ROUSes.