Remember the name, Ewok, The fluffy and fat, Plump yet pimp, Chubbies who destroyed a whole Stormtrooper Army bitch! Remember the name, Ewok. We kicked their asses, And gave 'em free bus passes, To the Death Star part two! But we had helped destroy that, foo. Remember the name, Ewok. They were stuck with us And we [censored] them up. We had no gun, We only had some fun with rocks, spears, and a few sticks, but we knew a few tricks, and beat [censored] those pricks. Remember the name, Ewok. We helped the Rebels defeat their foe Cause our God was known as C-3PO. Was our God Because we were reta'ds. who pay a few bucks