Lyrics: I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learned a few things I never knew before It said your pet may be an extra terrestrial It said the ghost of Elvis is living in my den You can learn to cope with stress You can beat the IRS And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again Oh, Midnight Star It's in the weekly Midnight Star Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know Eat jelly donuts and lose twenty pounds a day Hear the story of the man born without a head And top psychics all agree That the telephone company Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead Oh, Midnight Star You can believe it