Royal Air Force Station Packington (RAF Packington) is a top secret military establishment in the English County of Staffordshire. It is home to the UK's stockpile of Weapons of Mass Distraction (WMDs). Packington is currently under the steely command of Group Captain Johnny "Nimrod" Hunter-Harrier DFC JPA QDJM. Completely hidden from view, for security reasons, RAF Packington is impossible to find unless you ask Google Maps to look for RAF Packington Tunnel Approach. __TOC__