Being an Affectionate Parody of MMORPGS in general, Kingdom of Loathing is bound to have some of these. * The Defective Skull, a parody of the Enemy Scan item called the Detective Skull, has numerous useless "deductions" that are nonetheless quite entertaining. Some of them include: * "I deduce that candy is delicious." * "I deduce that this monster has approximately eleventy-seven hojillion hit points." * "I deduce that I satisfied your mother last night." * "I deduce that if you bet all of your Meat at the MMG right now, you will totally win. Seriously." * "I deduce that this monster is a much better dancer than you." * "I deduce that this monster is left-handed." * "I deduce that this monster is much more attractive than you." * "I deduce that this mons