D.A.F.T. & S.T.U.P.I.D stands for Defend Against Foreign Turtles & Stop Them Undermining Politics In Democratia. It was a joke party created by the usually independent Plqx. Its policies (such as they were) were designed largely as a mockery of radical, anti-immigration parties - using turtles instead of immigrants. This party only stood for election once, before effectively becoming destroyed when the speaker Commoncold0 banned the use of the word "turtle" in the House of Commons.