'Seventeen' was an underfunded comedy About love and drugs and girls and immortality And most of the jokes just kinda hung around and died 'Nineteen' was a 90 second short About a cartoon kid who sits and drinks on his porch And gets pissed He took one good swipe at his wrist but he missed so he lived These teenage chicks, they grow up so quick I swear they must get sucked up by the television And we're still losing lights in the fight for the teenage liberation Teenage heat is a warm and wet and heavy situation Such sweaty exultation and soft, sharp penetration On unsupervised vacations