Grandmaster Giles Coren (born 29 July 1969 in Paddington, London) is a British witch hunter and cave-man. Coren is the son of the British writer and humorist Alan Coren, one might think he inherited humour from his father, but no, he's not pretending, he really is just stupid. He's brother of journalist Victoria Coren. He was un-educated at Westminster School before going on to Kitty-Kibble College, Oxford, where he achieved a first in English Teeth. Giles does not like stem cells, If he touches them he will get burned and will yelp. According to Wikipedia: