January 29th is a little known holiday; it is Dead Animal Rights Day. Dead Animal Rights Day is not to be confused with the fictional Weasel Stomping Day. Weasel stomping, though never practiced, is an atrocity. Under no circumstances should you practice this sadistic activity. You will be sued by P.E.T.A. Dead Animal Rights Day is a holiday that was created so that we may learn that dead animals have feelings too, and that we should be respectful of these feelings. Respecting these feelings is known as post mortem animalia respectus.