Scientologists are the secret Order founded in 90210 B.C. (b.c.) for, currently, protecting Luke Perry. Much like the Mossad, which the primary mission is to protect the Tsar of the United States and secondary mission is to hunt down and have sex with forgers of postage stamps. The second standing order for Scientologists is to prune hedges for Perry's bandmate, Steven Tyler. At time of this writing, Luke Perry still does not know of their existence as the Perry bloodline is forbidden from that knowledge. Perry attributes the later mention of the Incident of 1979 which lead to Operation Taco which lead to Operation Reverse Taco, which lead to Operation which should have been Operation Burrito in the first place or maybe Operation Reach-Around but, you know what? I'm not fucking sure! (Oper