He'll probably bite your face. And when he bites your face... you just might catch rabies. And if you catch rabies... They'll give you several shots of immunoglobulin in the belly button. And when they give you several shots of immunoglobulin in the belly button... You'll probably go nuts from your own rabid pain and leap around the hospital. and when you leap around the hospital... You may just crash out of a window. And when you crash out of a window... You could badly cut yourself on the glass, or even land in a puddle. And when you land in a puddle... And when you become murderously raged...