Jews enjoy holidays so much that they created several new ones of their own, with various random traditions. (list holidays here, with descriptions of each) * Passover (especially enjoyed by Grape Jews) * Hanukkah/Chanukah (plus a few made up ones with fictional stories) (and an excuse for celebrating (or not) the Year of Jubilee, as described in the Old Testament, whereas dismissed of all debts would be, and all slaves freed, happens only once every 50 years) * The Features: * Big Noses * Curly "Pube-Like" hair * Nasally voice