Principal Wallace Q. "Wally" Farquhare is the principal at Stoolbend High School, though he physically resembles a student. He tries to keep the children of the school under control, but does so in a rather "uncool" manner. He has no sense of dignity, and often shows a dark side under his wimpy nerdy self as seen in "Field of Streams". He knew Cleveland Brown before he moved to Quahog, being the nerdy foil to Cleveland's cool guy attitude. He is a large fan of both the math team and The Fluffers, occasionally joining the latter to perform songs. When he is frightened, he often soils himself.