Mitch Daniels is a magical little elf who once served as a member of the Bush Administration. Created from the imagination of President George Dubya Bush to run the Washington Office of Deficit Enlargement, Daniels was warmly given the nickname "The Blade" by the president because of his uncanny resemblance to Wesley Snipes. After his tenure as Governor, "The Blade" plans to start his own gardening business teaching people how they too can only have to weed their gardens once every sixteen years.