Michael: Many woman are confident drivers. Dwight: If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides. Phyllis: I think I just got flashed. Creed: The guy was just hanging brain! I mean, what's all the fuss? Michael: Phyllis? Did this guy even see Pam? Or Karen...from behind? Michael: [to Toby] Prove it, let's see your penis. Dwight: [to Andy] That is because you're a preppy freak, the office pariah, and nobody likes you.