Talbot (タルボット) and Weller (ウェラー) are fictional characters in the 2007 video game No More Heroes. They are two members of the United Assassins Association staff who accompany Silvia Christel wherever a ranking match takes place, in order to dispose of the losing combatant's body, usually by incineration. A running gag throughout the game is Talbot's face being obscured from the player's view. Talbot does not speak, while Weller is voiced by Dee Bradley Baker.