Kebabvan is one of the fighters in the Pirate S.T.C. story. The large, muscly brute was one of the people that Sackhead and Flame could have chosen to fight but they opted with Vangar the Spatula Constructor. Although he wasn't allowed to fight, Kebabvan stood on the sidelines and watched the battle but was quickly thumped when Vangar fired the space hopper of Flame right at his face. Kebabvan later came to his senses and aided Y Not Y-Fronts Man in his mission to defeat the couch potatoes. He easily got the better of Dog the chicken, swallowing him whole. After Fezhead and Skull arrived with a love spray, Kebabvan regretted his decision and rescued Dog from his stomach. The chemical had caused him to come over all funny and declared his love for Dog, despite not knowing his name.