Possibly born "Heronimous Griffolemeu Engleson McElroy", pressure from the Maximum Fun Network prompted "Griffin" to possibly adopt a more radio-friendly pseudonym. This change was theoretically costly and time consuming, as Maximum Fun may have insisted that a "full retcon" be formed on the show's secret back catalog, and have had thoughts about requiring that all references to Griffin's real name be replaced for continuity's sake. Once he went on a universal hunt for bagels after the Bagel Crisis of 2004. It was awesome.