Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it- (there is a sudden static in the video) Douchey McNitpick: Hold it right there! NC: Goddammit, Douchey! I thought I shoved a grenade up your ass. D: That's no match for the power of troll-dom!... b-b-but it was a pretty good attempt. NC: Where the hell even are you? D: I'm in a different location for my safety. I paid top-dollar for this security room. Old woman (off camera, played by Brian Heinz): Douchey! Are you talking to your friends again!? NC: Who was that? Phyllis: Is that any way to talk to your mother!?!? D: GO AWAY, MOM!