(The Disneycember logo is shown, before showing clips from Dick Tracy) Doug (vo): I have never seen a film that looks like Dick Tracy. And I know a lot of people say that, "Oh, this imagery isn't like anything you've ever seen! Blah-blah-blah!" But it's really true. I can't think of any other movie that looks like this. This might be the most ambitiously visual spectacle I've seen in years. It's crazy. The colors, the designs, the costumes, the makeup, it's totally insane! Which is why it really sucks that I can't remember a single friggin' thing about it. Is it that the visuals were so good, it distracted from the rest of the story, or is it that the story wasn't really that hot to begin with?