Have you, an American who watches film productions of cinema and serialized dramatics, ever witnessed a collaborations of “talents” so foul that you yearned to journey back in time and destroy the master copy of the aforementioned recording? (like Star Wars Attack of the Clones) I have. There is a movie that has been presented to viewers nationwide that is so horrible, both in talent and production, that it deserves extreme efforts on the part of quantum physicists globe-wide to achieve access to wormholes… if only to remove this movie from the anus of time altogether. Van Helsing.