Two thousand years ago the Baby Jesus led George W. Bush and the Founding Fathers to victory over the British Empire and the forces of Gayislamofacism and Bears. Today this victory, which marked a turning point in history, is celebrated by reenacting the battle in which the Baby Jesus threw down his hair so the Three Wise men could climb up the Tower of Babel to spin the dreidel to see if there was going to be six more weeks of winter. Image:TargetTarget.gif The Baby Jesus has been targeted by Target for this year's War on Christmas!