Although World War II saw the end of Hitler, it didn't spell the end of his legacy. As it turns out, Hitler did not commit suicide. In fact, he was killed in an attempt to do so by The Original Human Torch. Nazi scientists quickly striped a tiny strand of DNA from his corpse before Soviet forces stormed the bunker. As it turns out, its tough a shell to clone someone from a spec of dirt on their skin. So, as they cloned Hitler successfully, what came out was a semi-retarded Wannabe. Which as it turned out, would not be long. His genes receded and he melted into a pool of semi-formed skin.