The Window On The Rocks of Portside 27 are a collective cult who dress as radioactive hamsters. They apparently worship The Window On The Rocks of Portside 28, which is a familiar golf club. The Window On The Rocks of Portside 27 like to eat Cheese puffs and Chunky Tipis. They fart on various pretzels and scream: “Shacaca!!!!!!!” I don’t know why though. They speak like enraged howler monkies.