Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons were co-anchors. Other staff include Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa, Hispanic reporter Maria Jimenez, and "Blaccu-Weather Forecast" weatherman Ollie Williams and human interest reporter Dirk Bandit. In "If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'", Dirk Bandit, the human interest story reporter, presents the story of Little Johnny Gobraun, a terminally ill little boy who gets a dying wish from the Grant-A-Dream Foundation to play quarterback for the New England Patriots. After being sacked during the game, Dirk remarks that he should have wished for some blocking.