It’s Cinemassacre’s Monster Madness! The Halloween series was a broken-down mess. The first was a classic, the second was a bit tired, the third started fresh with a new idea—but failed miserably in the public eye—the fourth brought back Michael Myers and started planting the seeds of absurdity, the fifth escalated to new heights of ridiculousness, and the sixth SHAT all over the whole Michael Myers mythology. There was nowhere to go after that—it was ruined. There are some moderately suspenseful moments, but most of the film relies on cheap shocks. I repeat: should have ended.