Mrs. Dalloway (published on 14 May 1925) is a deliciously dull novel written by the infamous semicolon molester Virginia Woolf. It's known as one of the most hailed literary pieces by critics because their shitty attitude toward life causes them to enjoy reading about a woman who looks out of windows and describes everything in detail more than a fashion designer with OCD on Ecstasy. And of course it's the book that won Virginia Woolf her most-prized possession, the award for Most Unnecessary Abuse of the Semicolon in a Work of Literature.