Chocolate, first discovered in the late 21st century, was initially thought to be a treatment for herpes. Sadly, after a few months of rigorous testing, it failed to meet current medical standards and all testing ceased. Currently, chocolate is used as a comfort food for fatties, who often claim that "without chocolate, life is meaningless". The entire city of New Orleans is made out of chocolate, sandwiched by a graham cracker crust of corruption; it's basically a mallomar.