Holbrooke stepped in to arbitrate the dispute between Stephen Colbert and Willie Nelson over their Ben & Jerry's ice creams. Holbrooke, suffering from a contact high he contracted while onboard Willie's tour bus, accused Stephen of being 'worse than Milosevic' for his treatment of Willie over the ice cream fued. Willie was impressed with the Americone Dream and Stephen accepted his apology, without ever having to piss off the Baby Jesus by tasting Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler.