Krampus: 'Round the world it's all the same Steve: Swear to God, do not touch me. Krampus: You see Steve, you don't know anything about pain. Steve: Yes I do. Krampus: Pain is having a girl named Sheila walk out on you in the middle of downtown Baltimore for some guy named Dennis who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as you. Steve: What? Krampus: These are things you know nothing about boy but I'm here to show you.