{Tycho is sat in front of a fire on a chair, looking at the audience with a book on his lap.} Tycho: Oh, hello. I was just struggling through The Butlerian Jihad, by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson. Panel 2 Tycho: Regular readers have written in, asking me how these new authors are managing the much loved Dune universe. Picture a drunken frat boy locked in a closet with Dune, his untrained hands searching and finding, and you'll about have it. And Frank Herbert? Panel 3 {Tycho stands out of his chair, forcing the book to fall off his lap.} Tycho: {angrily} They are fucking his corpse.