Unlike in most post-soviet countries, it is rumoured that politics do, in fact, exist within the jungles of Lithuania. Lithuanian politics are controlled by the two following ministries: the Ministry of Internal Swindles and the Ministry of External Swindles. The ultimate purpose of the politicians is to achieve World domination by exterminating all opposition and occasionally playing golf on thuesdays. The Lithuanian Academy of Political Science has developed a primitive and easy-to-understand system which is recognised and approved in this planet and beyond: