First off, this is a very stupid article. For multiple reasons all of which I will try to detail. To begin with, I shall start by listing all the things I find fundamentally wrong, perverted, unacceptable, unfunny, unfit, inappropriate, unjust, and generally inexcusable about this page, which neither warrants nor deserves the title of "article", which is reserved specifically for those pages which meet the criteria for encyclopedic parody and uphold the standards of our humble yet thriving community and the Internet at large.