The Japanese Stomping Fish's diet consists of absolutely anything it can grab with it's massive mouth, including, but not limited to, paperclips, pebbles, pencils, sand, soil, and sticks. They also have been known to eat tubes of super glue by the dozen. Often, a fish can go seventeen-thousand days without a meal before it dies, it can subsist on the glue from a postage stamp for a month, and only rarely do they need to eat a litter of newborn jaguar cubs. Sometimes, when bored, tired, terrified by a predator or sometimes when they're just feeling silly, they will even eat a blueberry or two. However, it is a well-known fact that blueberry consumption may cause horrendous diseases.