We fade in on Oancitizen in his nook, reading aloud from Charlotte's Web. Oancitizen: "There, in the center of the web, neatly woven in block letters was a message. It said, 'SOME PIG'." [he lowers the book and sees us, then forcefully chuckles] Welcome to Brows Held High. [inhales deeply] You know, a big part of why I do this show is to illustrate the kind of creative freedom that most artists simply... won't allow themselves. I firmly believe that art can challenge, can... shatter taboos and misconceptions, and, in doing so, redefine cultural boundaries. Kyle: [deadpan] E-I-E-I-O. Kyle: Fixed!