Time for a new article! Is the gang all here? Tropes? Blondy and Fred? Mutt? Good. Now a lot of you have been wondering why I call myself The Nicknamer. Well, it's simple: I never use anyone's real name. I just make up a short catchy moniker for them. Why do I do this? Perhaps I can't be bothered learning your names (Nothing personal, I had a hard childhood). Some say that it's because I'm childish. But really, you all know it makes me Totally Radical, don't you? Examples of The Nicknamer include: