Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document may be used as a resource, should knowledge of these items become useful or necessary in the future. – Doctor █████ █████, Head of Research, Site ██ Note: Please add new entries to the bottom of the list, not the middle or the top. Item Description: An unbreakable lamp. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████████, ████ Current Status: In the possession of Doctor Rights. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Notes: