Humphrey's Everything Store is an antique store owned and operated by Dalton Humphrey. He tries to make garbage pass for a valuable antique, charging extravagant amounts for a piece of junk that is only about twenty years old in most cases. He is constantly in fear of his wife discovering the fact that he is sometimes open on Sundays, because it is against one of the ten commandments, and Anne-Marie, apparently, does most everything according to what the ten commandments dictate. Dalton, however, is still in the dark as to why he can't open on Sunday.