Ethan's House is where Ethan, one of the Mains, lives with his dad any whomever he happens to be dating at any given time. It is a small, old family house that isn't all that well maintained. It has a wheelchair access ramp over the stairs in the front, a narrow porch, a carpeted living room, a combination kitchen-dining area with a table constantly cluttered by typed out rants from the nearby typewriter, and a small second floor that has no wheelchair access. Upstairs, there is a bathroom, an unused bedroom, and Ethan's bedroom, where his plastic army men live.