The Magical Decoder Ring (not to be confused with the One Ring) is a magical device that allows the user to read any language, see into the future, use mind bullets to vanquish his foes, know exactly what lines to use when picking up a chick and understand the inner workings of the microwave. It is believed that the Ring has many other powers, however these uses remain undiscovered due to the curse placed on it by it's original owner Pharaoh Queen Tixilix Hamburger-no-pickles Valentinez Blue Stradivarius Pierre George Geldof Kaiser the Third the Second. Research continues in Dole office labs.