Jean Claude Vanne Pepi Le Pew Hunter Hurts Like Hellmsley is the man better known to red-necks and mongoloids as Triple-H aka: Nipple-H & Preparation-H. For this article we will refer to him as The Lame Game or "H" because we can't be fucked writing out names longer then it takes for "H" to fuck up someone else's career by looking like they could be a bigger star then him. "H" was born in France, which explains his ego and bad breath. He is a famous WWE champion who married the boss's daughter so he could get over in the company and win a championship. He is also a founding member of the popular WWF/E faction D-Sexed, a group of neutered misfits who enjoy painting N.W.O D-Sexed over people and objects with a can of black green spray paint.