Wallace the Wallclimber, born Wallace Waffles was born in Wyoming, Canada. His brother, best known for being a Justin Beiber impersonator was sent to prison after peeing in public in front of a group of young boys shortly after Wallace was born. Wallace then lived a very unhappy life without his brother at his side, but later (when he was about thirteen) he became known as the person that could eat the most waffles and pancakes in twenty-five-and-a-half seconds. The scientists were astounded when they decided to study Wallace, for he could inhale a hundred fifty pancakes in that time. Then, they discovered that he had a genetic disorder that would allow him to climb walls without using his feet or hands. People were amazed that he could effortlessly fly up the walls without his arms or leg