During the time of American expansion into the Wild West, a woman named Delia gave birth to Alvis at an American fort. His birth was deemed an immaculate conception, as none of the men she traveled with would identify themself as the father. A mighty comet appeared overhead, guiding Native Americans to the baby, bearing gifts of liquor and guns. It was said that the baby Alvis glowed radiently. Whether or not any of this is true is open to interpretation - as Sparks claims that the story is a myth. File:Alvisist Mythology.jpeg