Theodore: Alvin! What are you talking about? Alvin: A comes before B, Theodore! Or have you forgotten too? Now, step aside! I have something to say to Mr. Ho-Ho-Ho! Santa, I'm upset Please hear my desperate plea Something's very wrong I smell conspiracy! We need to stop this now It's gotten out of hand If you respect the alphabet I beg you, take a stand! Oh! Santa Claus, Santa Claus A comes before B! But Barney, Beevus, Butthead Are now in front of me! Oh! Santa Claus, Santa Claus I tell you, it's a sin! So put the B's where they belong Behind the A's again!