NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Especially when you shouldn't have to. By God, is today's movie bad! It is one of the worst Christmas flicks you could possibly see! It's a wonderful little piece-of-shit bomb called "Christmas with the Kranks"! NC: It's so bad I wish I could give this review as little effort as possible. Voice: Wish?! SC: Did somebody say "wish"? NC: No. No, no, no. I'm not doing that, Santa Christ, no. I am not dignifying this review with any kind of effort whatsoever. Malcolm: Care for an Yuletide hamper? Tamara: You know it. NC: I'm good!