Rat: Alright! A pizza crust! Gus: Not today, you skinny jew! Irv: Get back here, you fat bastard! Doug's Mom: Douglas, I don't know about those friends of yours. Doug: Mom, relax. They're fighting for bus captain. The first one on the bus gets to pick a sign seats, you know? Doug's Mom: Okay. Doug: Love you. (kissed Mom and walked away.) Gus: First, baby, first! Finally, I'm a champion! A dream come true! Gus: Mofaba Mister Balockobama, looks like there's a new captain on this Pipchit! One-one! Nana: Gussy-Poo! You forgot your lunch out! Gus: Damn it, Nana! You were supossed to pack it in my bag!