An animal health-fair organization, and sister-project of Greenpeace, Al-Qaida was founded in 1937 by the CIA, under the leadership of Mr. T, Hannibal and the rest of The A-Team. By 1992 the Communists were gone, and Al-Qaida ran out of shit to kill. The A-Team left this organization in the hands of Socrates, Franklin Roosevelt, and Cher. They turned Al-Qaida from a bright beacon of good to a steaming cesspool of bad.