Archeology concerns itself with the history and study of Noah's Ark, the biggest boat ever. The ark was constructed by God and his first son Noah as a convenient means to transport dinosaurs to the top of water-locked mountains so as to confuse Christians and frighten children. When other boats of greater stature are constructed God jealously smashes them into iceburgs; thus, understanding the structure of Noah's Ark is crucial to boat-builders. It is presently floating in the Indian Ocean. When dinosaurs are transported they get hungry; entire species of lesser animal have been consumed and gone extinct on the ark. Fortunately, this doesn't include the dove and raven who always fly away.